Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Tongue Twisters & Fun Quotes

 A brief note on linguistics:

On sighting a written word “WJAZD” (ENTRY) Jake’s immediate remark was “how is that even a word? A series of consonants with a single vowel lost in the middle. Weird

A few hours later we came across the Gdansk train station called “WRZESZCZ”

Another poor vowel going about its’ day was wrongfully imprisoned by a series of hostile Polish letters.


In other news, when you don’t speak much Polish only a few words catch your eye/ear.
Like, the name of your wife:

 Or, when you don’t know many Polish words, “kurwa” really stands out. (Don’t look this up Mum.)

The severity of the linguistics cannot be overstated. A solemn observation came when we mutually acknowledged that even the humble pigeons have an accent here.

At home the rats of the sky let out a positively ocker “coo-oo, coo-oo” call…

These Cold War-surviving statue defeacators actually say “coov coov”

Speaking of speaking, Gosia summarised the height of our current dilemas perfectly:

I am scared I’m not going to have enough time here to eat all the things I want to eat”

At one point we almost got hungry, and Jacob reacted by thinking he saw a sign for ‘Pies’

(dear reader, this sign means ‘pedestrians’)

…..don’t feel too sorry for us.









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